God, that is funny!!! Actually, there is a great use for "Dip-It". That is to balance your bobber and other long rods. Just attach a stack of quarters (or nickels, depending on rod handle width) to the butt of your rod with strapping or duct tape, then coat the stack and the lower 4 inches of the rod handle with about three coats of "Dip-It". The result is a perfectly-balanced rod.